March 2013
floateron:
that terrible moment when: you click the wrong tab when going for you safety tab
sad because you can’t watch fanfics
saddeer:
i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
February 2013
still not ginger: Dear Lionel Messi, There has... →
gingerenvy:
Dear Lionel Messi,
There has been something on my mind that I need to share with you. You and I are very different, I admit. I have never thought much about or aspired to things that you have accomplished. I’ve never wanted to win a La Liga championship. I have never wanted to win a Ballon d’Or….
zaess:
trying to write the first paragraph of a thing
“Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is...”
– Gwen Sharp
(via pushtheheart)
“Have you ever heard the wonderful silence just before the dawn? Or the quiet and...”
– Norton Juster (via memonite)
“The best way to get along with people is not to expect them to be like you”
– Joyce Meyer (via radfeminist)
January 2013
“I hope the end is joyful, and I hope never to return.”
– Frida Kahlo (via memonite)
alibaadi:
Wish I actually had a talent so I could do something decent in life.
Female Only (i.e. FAB): native-detroiter: a good... →
native-detroiter:
a good article about literacy privilege
thecolorsky:
“For one thing, the idea that there is only one right way of doing English – and everyone else is doing it wrong – is inherently flawed. And by “flawed” I mean illogical, elitist and even oppressive….
“Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.”
– William Penn (via eloquentandhonest)
“Compassion is the radicalism of our time.”
– The Dalai Lama (via thesecretlifeoftheamericanyogi)
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
