floateron: that terrible moment when: you click the wrong tab when going for you safety tab
sad because you can’t watch fanfics
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
still not ginger: Dear Lionel Messi, There has... →
gingerenvy: Dear Lionel Messi, There has been something on my mind that I need to share with you. You and I are very different, I admit. I have never thought much about or aspired to things that you have accomplished. I’ve never wanted to win a La Liga championship. I have never wanted to win a Ballon d’Or….
zaess: trying to write the first paragraph of a thing
Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is...– Gwen Sharp (via pushtheheart)
Have you ever heard the wonderful silence just before the dawn? Or the quiet and...– Norton Juster (via memonite)
The best way to get along with people is not to expect them to be like you– Joyce Meyer (via radfeminist)
I hope the end is joyful, and I hope never to return.– Frida Kahlo (via memonite)
alibaadi: Wish I actually had a talent so I could do something decent in life.
Female Only (i.e. FAB): native-detroiter: a good... →
native-detroiter: a good article about literacy privilege thecolorsky: “For one thing, the idea that there is only one right way of doing English – and everyone else is doing it wrong – is inherently flawed. And by “flawed” I mean illogical, elitist and even oppressive….
Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.– William Penn (via eloquentandhonest)
Compassion is the radicalism of our time.– The Dalai Lama (via thesecretlifeoftheamericanyogi)
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.